So would you rather...
1. Be recognized for saving 500 people's lives or be voted the #1 Sexiest person in your country?
i'll choose the former
2. Have an alarm clock that wakes you by slowly making your bed ice or one that wakes you by shaking your bed violently?
latter
3. Run into a wall or fall down the stairs?
former
4. Be a pirate or be a ninja?
latter
5. Be the #1 Entertainer for 4 years or be President of the U.S?
former
6. Walk on the ocean floor or jump on the moon with moonboots?
former. i wanna see the mid atlantic ridge
7. Be a superhero or be a super villian?
latter
8. Be really creative or be really intelligent?
latter
9. Be able to fly or be able to turn invisible?
latter
10. Be super famous on YouTube or win $1000 cash?
i'll take the money
11. Have cookies and milk or juice and crackers?
former
12. Go without watching TV for 2 weeks or without a computer for 2 weeks?
former. i already dont watch tv
13. Have a million friends that secretly hate you or have 1 best friend?
latter
14. Live in hot weather for the rest of your life or cold weather for the rest of your life?
cold pls ty
15. Take over the Playboy Mansion when Hugh Heffner dies or win the Lottery?
former. girls can last 20 years. money cant.
16. Be a good singer or be a good dancer?
singer
17. Be a famous singer or be a famous actor/actress?
singer
18. Sleep with a celebrity of your choice or not have to work for 5 years?
latter
19. Win 5 million dollars or find true love?
latter. but drop some cash along the way. girls these days are quite materialistic.
20. Live in a house on the water or live in a castle?
former.
21. Be Johnny Depp's girlfriend or have Johnny Depp's salary?
salary
22. Be the same age forever or live to a hundred?
former. then napfa easy pass
23. Become famous for having a meltdown on YouTube or never become famous?
latter
24. Have lived in the 8th century or be born in the Year 3000(If the world still exists then)?
latter.
25. Be a mad scientist or a private investigator?
former. i'm halfway there already
26. Have rain for a year non-stop or have nothing but sunlight for a year non-stop?
rain. it'll prolly take out half of singapore though.
27. Kill your own kind(cannibalism) or become a vegetarian?
former.
28. Get stuck in an elevator for 34 hours or gain 15 pounds?
latter. i need the extra weight
29. Be too hot with all your clothes off or too cold with a winter coat on?
latter. i'm hot enough as it is
30. Be allergic to your favorite food or never find true love?
former
31. Be a dinosaur or be a penguin?
former
32. Be trapped in a haunted house alone or alone on a deserted island?
former. will die faster
33. Have love but no money or have money but no love?
former. again, i'm halfway there already
34. Do Elmo's Workout videos or be obese?
former.
35. Live in Paris as a bum for a year or live in Kansas and be rich?
kansas. what's wrong with it?
36. Get hit by a car going 8 miles per hour or fall down 2 flights of steps?
car.
37. Give up alcohol or give up your favorite food?
former. i dont even touch much of it.
38. Skip Christmas for a year or skip your birthday for a year?
same for me... kns
39. Own a MAC or own a PC?
pc. pc pwns all.
40. Never use MySpace again or never use Facebook again?
i dun use myspace. so, former.
41. Only eat chicken for the rest of your life or only eat beef for the rest of your life?
beef. sirloin steaks, medium rare, for the rest of my life... i could die from that thought...
42. Date wrong people or stay single till you meet the right one?
date wrong ppl. that way i can find out my mistakes (and get the girls)
43. Have muscular abs or have muscular arms?
arms.
44. Go to federal prison for 3 months or go through 4 years of high school all over again?
mshs. i'll pwn all the tests and get 8 points this time
45. Have a bird that curses or a dog that humps things?
can i have a dog that humps birds?
46. Be rich and lose it all or never become rich?
i could live with no money
47. Experience life like a video game or a movie?
former. game can save and exit. movie must watch finish
48. Pee your pants in public or hug a random person?
latter. if its a girl and she hugs me back, why not?
49. Hit every red light for the rest of your life or always be wrong?
former. i'd like to try a new thing
50. Be able to have super strength or hear other peoples thoughts?
latter. oh but, i already know what you think of me
51. Have a unibrow or have a uniboob?
uniboob wtf? former.
52. Have sex with a dozen gays or have sex with your sister?
fuck... still must choose... former bah.
53. Piss a marble or shit a bowling ball?
fuck!!! latter.
54. Kill a puppy or kill a middle-aged fat man?
latter
55. Be 3ft short or be 9ft tall?
tall.
56. Have your eye fall out randomly or have uncontrollable constant drool?
former.
57. Have lice or Athletes foot?
omt flick your balls lah LICE FTL
58. Sit on a book to know what it's about or lick every page to find out?
former. that'll make school SO MUCH EASIER
59. The dog eat your birthday cake or lose your keys 3 days in a row?
THE dog. not my dog. i'll get awfully chocolate one for him
60. Have 12 inched eyelash you can't pluck or earlobe the size of a basketball?
former. i don't pluck. just cut lah
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