Past, Present, Permanent

1. In case of a fire you:
take the lift

2. If you see a dead cat on the road you:
sigh

3. When you see a plane coming to crash into your house you:
are still sleeping

4. In a fight, you:
defend

5. If you're bored you:
dream

6. When you're in a relationship you:
are still dreaming

7. In a relationship the most important thing is:
wake up for school

8. If a person of the opposite sex told you they love you, you:
smile, then wake up for school

9. When you've lost the person you love, you:
know i'm not dreaming

10. In a jungle you:
go to the tree that grew 3 and jump to sleepywood

11. If you're alone & you see a person of the opposite sex crying alone you:
drop a pack of tissue behind her and say "one pack 20 cents"

12. When in the night and you see a full moon you:
wonder if it's made of paper

13. In life you:
exist

14. If you could be an animal, you would be:
shocked

15. When it's raining you:
sigh and close the windows

16. In this world, you:
are just a statistic

17. If you became a millionaire you:
will buy scrolls and maple items

18. When you love someone, you'd think of:
her

19. In the toilet you:
conduct experiments

20. If you found out the person you have a crush on doesn't even like you, you:
would be quite relieved

21. When you grow up you:
grow old


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