1. Do you need him/her to be good looking?
dun have to be pretty, but must be beautiful
2. Smart?
smart in the areas that i'm not
3. Preferred age?
younger or older by a bit also can... hard to find someone younger than me in my cohort lor, lol.
4. Preferred height?
same height or slightly taller is still fine. cannot too tall lah will look weird lol.
5. How about sense of humor?
must be able to accept things that i find funny. which is most things
6. How about piercings?
normal girl piercings lah. which is one on each ear ONLY. no tongue or nose or dunno where else can poke de
7. Accepts you for who you are?
ah-buh-den?
8. Pink hair?
interesting! wouldn't mind
9. Mushy or no?
um dunno, havent experienced lots of it, lol.
10. Thin or fat?
healthy size, preferably healthier size than me, so that i got some motivation to work out and eat more.
11. Black, Brown or White (skin color)?
not ghostly white or transparent can liao
12. Long hair or short hair?
any length... guys have no say in their girl's hair
13. Plastic or metal?
plastic, like the asthenosphere.
14. Smells good?
got bathe can le. lol. i'll get used to the smell anyway. if i love her, i'll love her scent
15. Smoker?
cannot tahan the smell.
16. Drinker?
can tahan drinking and wun become mabok then still ok
17. Girl/Boy-next-door type?
why not?
18. Muscular?
will be weird if she's hulk and i'm me.
19. Plays piano?
that'll be great =)
20. Plays bass and/or acoustic guitar?
acoustic would be fun. if bass then can make band!
21. Plays violin?
must play well. if not will be like cas, noisy like wtf
22. Sings very good?
would be nice to have.. then can teach me how to sing, and can sing my songs! haha.
23. Vain?
vain enough to bother to wear proper clothes in public
24. With glasses?
can also!
25. With braces?
braces eventually give perfect teeth right? so yes! haha
26. Shy type?
cannot too shy lah. too chor lor also cannot.
27. Rebel or good boy/girl?
be a rebel like me!
28. Active or passive?
dunno wad u mean... somewhere in the middle lah
29. Tight or bomb?
HUH?
30. Singer or dancer?
singer. similar to above qn
31. Stunner?
2 sec max
32. Hiphop?
no
33. Earrings?
two one on each ear.
34. Mr/Ms. count-my-ex-girlfriends-until-you-drop?
no. that'll show they weren't serious
35. Dimples?
pimples also can
36. Bookworm?
not mugger can alr
37. Mr/Ms. love letter?
handwritten in cursive! hahaha
38. Playful?
must like things i find most fun e.g. maple
39. Flirt?
with me only =P
40. Poem writer?
yesss. that's literary cool
41. Serious?
in love, yes
42. Campus crush?
no, that type dun suit me cuz it usually gets into her head
43. Painter?
she buy her own painting stuff hor... haha
44. Religious?
must be same as mine.
45. Someone who likes to tease people?
sure get into trouble de.. lol. not overboard can le. i wun mind a few jokes played on me.
46. Computer games geek? Or internet freak?
that'll be near perfect.
47. Speaks 20 languages?
4 can alr. english, chinese, singlish, and mine.
48. Loyal or faithful?
faithful. at least, to her ownself.
49. Good kisser
the best i had, can already. hahaha
50. Loves children??
must love her own kids at least
hmm but all this is just so selfish... makes me wonder if she's the one i really want.
well as mr jeremy wong said, one year back, "date ALL YOU WANT, but don't commit till you're sure you can."
it would be fun to have time for another. it would be nice if i had some more to spare for my own leisure too.
but then again, wouldnt she be my leisure time?
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