Past, Present, Permanent

1) WHY ARE YOU ALWAYS LIKE THAT?
because you don't see me as anything else.

2) I JUST REALIZED NOW THAT I LOVE YOU
we have been married for twenty-six years, missy

3) LEAVE HER ALREADY! YOU'LL BE MUCH MORE HAPPY WITH ME!
please, now's not the time.

4) COME ON. SMILE. YOU'RE CUTE WHEN YOU DO!
*smiles* have i proven you wrong already?

5) PLEASE DO MY MATH HOMEWORK TOO!
see first. i don't think i got time to do my own even..

6) WTF YOU THINK I'M SO FREE IS IT?!
no, just cheap.

7) I AM SO BLESSED TO HAVE SOMEONE LIKE YOU.
no, you're blessed to not have someone else!

8) WHY DOES MONDAY COME BEFORE TUESDAY?
because if tuesday came before monday, then it would be called monday, and monday would be called tuesday, therefore monday is always in front of tuesday

9) I HAVE TWO TICKETS TO THE LINKIN PARK CONCERT. WANNA COME WITH ME?
ok, ON!

10) YOU ARE ONE OF THE MOST SPECIAL PEOPLE IN MY LIFE. DID YOU KNOW THAT?
sorry, wrong number

11) I THINK I'M FALLING FOR YOU.
tsk tsk can't you keep a secret?

12) I CAN'T SMILE WITHOUT YOU.
that's so derogatory. i'm not your oily face muscle.

13) THANK YOU FOR EVERYTHING, BUT YOU JUST AREN'T HIM.
neither are you her. no hard feelings there.

14) NOTHING!
define it.

15) WHATS YOUR MOBILE NUMBER?
i've already given it to all those whom i want to give it to.

16) CAN I HAVE THIS DANCE?
he's selling it, not me.

17) MAY I ESCORT YOU?
to where?

18) DO YOU STILL LOVE HER TILL NOW?
no. no more.

19) YOU WERE EVERYTHING, EVERYTHING THAT I WANTED
am i not what you want NOW?

20) WHEN WILL I GET YOUR SWEET EYES?
you won't. hereditry materials can only go in one direction.


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