Continue the sentences.
1. In case of a fire you:
could have started it. oops.
2. If you see a dead cat on the road you:
say "WAHLAO EH"
3. When you see an aeroplane coming to crash into your house you:
see the number plate and tell ppl buy 4d
4. In a fight, you:
won't have started it.
5. If you're bored you:
do surveys
6. When you're in a relationship you:
do less surveys
7. In a relationship the most important thing is:
each other
8. If a person of the opposite sex told you they love you, you:
would go polyclinic check hearing and get mc
9. When you've lost the person you love, you:
surely cannot concentrate in lectures de.
10. In a jungle you:
will be totally out of place
11. If you're alone and you see a person of the opposite sex crying alone you:
say "THERE'S A WITCH AROUND HERE"
12. When in the night and you see a full moon :
i'll jump around and kiss a baboon.
13. In life you:
try not to die..
14. If you could be an animal what would it be?:
E.coli cuz it sure gets up your ass
15. When it's raining you:
still use computer
16. In this world, you:
are but one statistic.
17. If you became a millionaire you:
would buy a home in orchard and be instantly bankrupt.
18. When you love someone what do u always think of?:
that person lah duh
19. In the toilet you:
hey! private.
20. If you found out the person you love doesn't even like you:
then it's normal
21. When you grow up you:
would be that much closer to expiring
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Thinking of you MAPLE on Thursday, March 26, 2009