Past, Present, Permanent

There was an old lady called Wright
who could travel much faster than light.
She departed one day
in a relative way
and returned on the previous night.

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TEN WHATS:

1. What was the first thing you thought about when you woke up?
sian

2. What did you do last night?
sleep

3. What is the most important part of your life right now?
ac

4. What would you rather be doing right now?:
homework

5. What did you last cry over?
cnt rmb

6. What always makes you feel better when you're upset?
sleep

7. What are your plans tomorrow?:
maple and finish maths t3 and a bit of l4d and sgc

8. What is your catch-phrase?
?

9. What are you worried about?:
cnt finish homework

10. What are you looking forward to most in this week?:
sgc

NINE HAVE-YOU-EVERS:

1. Have you ever liked someone with a girlfriend/boyfriend?
i guess.. lol

2. Have you ever had your heart broken?
yeah, how sad

3. Have you ever played on a sports team?:
yeah, soccer and golf

4. Have you ever been out of the country?:
i guess malaysia counts too.

5. Have you ever knocked a pillar straight on while walking?
lol, yesh... damn pain. but comical.

6. Have you ever been back stabbed by a friend?:
not sure. i guess it wasn't so bad if anything did happen

7. Have you ever had the cops called on you?:
no, lol.

8. Have you ever dated someone younger then you?:
yup.

9. Have you ever read an entire book in one day?:
most paper books i read within half a day. e-books then i will take my time.


EIGHT WHOS:

1. Who was the last person you saw?
maid

2. Who was the last person you hugged?
dunno.

3. Who was the last person you called?
ian cuz he called me

4. Who was the last person to call you?:
ian

5. Who was your first crush?:
hahah cannot say here.. this blog is public

6. Who was the last person to text message you?:
some unknown number from scg. i think the chairman!

7.Who is the last person you texted?
huanting

8. Who did you last yell at?
kim. "get out of my room lah, you don't understand the physics jokes!"


SEVEN WHENS:

1. When was your last shower?
22 hours ago.

2. When did you last see your mom?
a minute ago

3. When was your last hug?
cnt rmb

4. When did you last dress up?
dress up? kindergarten

5. When was the last time you cried?
dno

6. When did you last go to the movie theatre?
slumdog

7. When were you born?
29.12.92

SIX WHERES:

1. Where do(es) your best friend(s) live?
hume pk 1

2. Where did you last go?
toilet

3. Where did you last hang out?
toilet

4. Where do you go to school?
ac!

5. Where is your favorite place to be?
on my bed sleeping

6. Where did you sleep last night?
my bed lah.

FIVE DO/DOES:

1. Do you like someone right now?
no

2. Does the someone like you too?
no. why does this question assume that i answered yes to the previous?

3. Do you ever wish you were someone else?
yeah. but then i wouldn't have a chance to wish this

4. Do you know the muffin man?
?????????????

5. Does the future scare you?
no. i scare the future.

FOUR WHYS:

1. Why are you best friends with your best friends?:
because.

2. Why did you get a Facebook?
trend.

3. Why did your parents give you the name you have?
dno.

4. Why are you doing this survey?
dun wan do math t3

THREE IFS:

1. If you could have one superpower, what would it be?:
have all the powers possible.

2. If you could go back in time and change one thing, would you?
i'd change the fact that i had that ability in the first place! then i see what'll happen to me

3. If you were stranded on a desert island and could bring one thing what would it be?
Singapore.

TWO WOULD-YOU-EVERS:

1. Would you ever be friends with someone again, who you promised yourself you never would be because they were mean to you?:
i don't know. it happened before.

2. Would you ever shave your head to save the person you love?:
why not? i'll shave it for nothing

ONE

1. Name a dream you wish to fulfill:
have a dream.


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1. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE?
Santa

2. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU CRIED?
cnt rmb

3. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING?
yep, only when i can read it.

4. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT?
beef steak

5. DO YOU HAVE KIDS?
sorry, didn't catch that.

6. IF YOU COULD PICK ONE FAMOUS PERSON TO BE FRIENDS WITH, WHO WOULD YOU PICK?
Sir Alex Ferguson

7. DO YOU USE SARCASM?
nope. never. not at all.

8. DO YOU STILL HAVE YOUR TONSILS?
duh. they don't fall out, do they?

9. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE CEREAL?
coco pop

10. DO YOU UNTIE YOUR SHOES WHEN YOU TAKE THEM OFF?
sometimes, only when my shoes are tied.

11. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM?
frozen

12. WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT PEOPLE?
GENDER. how many times must i say...

13. RED OR PINK?
pink

14. WHAT IS YOUR LEAST FAVORITE THING ABOUT YOURSELF?
myself.

15. WHO DO YOU MISS THE MOST?
you

16. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO COMPLETE THIS LIST?
sure, why not.

17. WHAT COLOR PANTS AND SHOES ARE YOU WEARING?
obiang pants and shirt

18. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW?
fan making noise.

19. IF YOU WERE A CRAYON, WHAT COLOR WOULD YOU BE?
blue

20. FAVORITE SMELLS?
cough syrup

21. WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE?
mom

22. DO YOU LIKE THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU?
no one sent this to me, i kope it myself

23. FAVORITE SPORTS TO WATCH?
soccer

24. HAIR COLOR?
dark dark brown (it's brown in bright light)

25. EYE COLOR?
brown

26. DO YOU WEAR CONTACTS?
no, i'm not so vain. specs is good enough

27. FAVORITE FOOD?
prata teloh with fish curry

28. SCARY MOVIES OR HAPPY ENDINGS?
scary!

29. LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED?
Slumdog Millionaire

30. WHAT COLOR SHIRT ARE YOU WEARING?
white

31. SUMMER OR WINTER?
winter. cold enough for snow can le.

32. HUGS OR KISSES?
neither. unless i wanna give them to you

33. FAVORITE DESSERT?
ice cream

34. MOST LIKELY TO RESPOND?
?

35. LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND?
djfvnkhfudh

36. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING NOW?
Biology by Campbell and Reece

37. WHAT IS ON YOUR MOUSE PAD?
my mouse, duh

38. WHAT DID YOU WATCH ON TV LAST NIGHT?
nothing. didn't look at the tv the whole night

39. FAVORITE SOUND(S)?
music

40. ROLLING STONES OR BEATLES?
beatles i guess.

41. WHAT IS THE FARTHEST YOU HAVE BEEN FROM HOME?
the DMZ entrance

42. DO YOU HAVE SPECIAL TALENTS?
yup. i can do NOTHING

43. WHERE WERE YOU BORN?
gleneagles hospital in sg

44. WHOSE ANSWERS ARE YOU LOOKING FORWARD TO GETTING BACK?
anyone who do lah.

45. HOW DID YOU MEET YOUR SPOUSE/SIGNIFIGANT OTHER?
dreamland


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finally, my first recording in a long long time!!

it's a cover though. no time to write my own. but hey, when you've got Meg and Dia, you don't need other songs =)

this time my guitar zhaoxia more than me. hahaha


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