glucose, in your burger
glucose, in your bread
and glucose in your mouth but not getting digested
and glucose getting stuck in your hair
my eyes are bleeding blood sweeter than you
if you eat a chicken it'll be like be like deja vu
and your liver has no use
so i guess you'll need more than two
sucrose, not so happy
sucrose, feels like glue
and sucrose, like a dog bite, can turn healthy red blood blue
but glucose it fits you like a shoe
houseflies are making super starchy glue
and that's how they're walking all over walls and celings too
and your liver has no use
so i guess you'll need more than two
bishan town
looks so brown
sugar can't be fried
and you're fired
just learn the
plants' way to survive
don't need a cigarette
don't need no protein
i'll digest all of your fats
i'll wake you in the night
right now you look fatter
so tell me if you need
a dose of insulin
but you will have to fight
my auntie and her wife...
lactose, in your body
maltose, in your ear
cellulose in your bloodstream like ice in beer
but glucose broke off from malaysia
my eyes are bleeding blood sweeter than you
if you eat a chicken it'll be like be like deja vu
and your liver has no use
so i guess you'll need more than two
make sure it is not in your poo
so yesterday was almost screwed up. 12 bucks wasted, just like that. all because of something stupid.
so i met minpei at far east.
but wait! someone was late. i reached at 5.15pm. and i called her and she was still at home! walao. so i took a tour of orchard. lets see if i can remember where i walked to..
start at far east plaza. walk towards tangs. continues walking past lucky plaza. walk until paragon. yes! i remember. and i took a tour of the first floor of paragon. basket, there so high class. first thing i saw was prada. then gucci. ok then i exited paragon and walked to the crossing and i crossed over to the opposite side. i'm sure that's what people do at crossings. and then i walked back, but on the opposite side, as mentioned before. i can't remember what was directly opposite paragon. was it ngee ann city? i know i passed ngee ann city and it's fountain. and then i went into wisma atria. the mall with the Food Republic anyway. look, i forget things. so i toured 4 levels of wisma atria. still quite high class but not as high class as paragon. paragon was just scary. it's a rich guailou paradise. anyway back to wisma atria. i went up to the Food Republic level and because i had no where to walk to i just walked everywhere and I GOT LOST IN A FOOD COURT.
*breathe breathe* *remembers to paragraph*
and when i finally got out if the food republic i ended up at the escalator which i came up from. i was hoping i could take the escalator straight down to the outside. but i don't know if there was one... so i had to walk around the whole mall again to get out. and when i got out, i walked back somemore. then i saw the entrance to the orchard mrt. it was a very nice entrance. i wonder why i didn't notice it when we came out from the mrt on tuesday. so i went into the mrt and wow, it was a real maze. twists and turns here and there, and finally i found a path that led me back to tangs building. i was so relieved! so i took the path, ended up in tangs, didn't bother exploring tangs because i did that last time when i got lost trying to look for the mrt. so there were 2 escalators. ah. i took the wrong one. and i walked and walked until i came to the shaw building. was it shaw building? the one with the huge mccafe in front. did i walk anywhere else before that? yes i did! and it has been edited. anyway i've been here before. but still i walked around for some time. really walked around. i got lost again. and i ended up in front of far east SHOPPING CENTER. wrong! had to walk back. another u-turn. i retraced my steps to shaw building and parked myself in front of the entrance where there were 2 escalators. as i said, i've been here before. so i took the first escalator down and ended up in wheelock place. wrong again! it's so small, everyone saw me u-turn out. embarrassing sia.
now, i remember walking into this nice mrt entrance. oh! that was before i went to shaw. ok i'll go back and edit it.
ok, edited, so lets carry on with the tour. so i went back up the wrong escalator and went to the correct escalator, the one that led to the mrt. finally! and this time, i took the correct way out and ended up emerging from the mrt entrance that was closest to far east PLAZA. and i waited for a while. and i got bored and just nice minpei called me and said that she was already at city hall so i thought i'd go to thr mrt and meet her there, but she don't pick up her phone already, so i figured i'd get back to far east and wait. and this time i didn't get lost. yipee. and when i reached there she was already there.
and then i just followed her around for her shopping and became her ATM.
then we went to bugis to go to haji lane. that place so ulu. got ppl smoking the long tube thing i forgot call what. damn smelly.
took pics at the oh-so-famous wall of graffiti. i wonder if anyone else has heard of it.
then we went home. had a minor disagreement on the best path to take with a blister on her toe. in the end she managed to walk all 300m. but not the way i wanted.
and went home, bathed, and sam called me. swee! so we chatted till 1am. and then it was bedtime.
and now someone owes me $26. i'll forget abt the water and food, since they're neccessities. if yer don't mind, i'll list it here for easy reference.
ticket - $12
ear sticks - $2
nose stud - $2
heels - $10
total - $26
O$P$! (insert desired pig head here)
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and i'm going to mshs today to get a free dental. i hope they still allow me, since i'm not a student anymore. hopefully the nurse blur and let me. anyway i have gingivitis, i think. there's a red spot on my gums that's very weak and sometimes bleeds when i brush too hard. is that gingivitis? kim seems to think so. but i don't trust her, that's why i'm going to the dentist.
and after that i'm going to the ai room, for the first time since i graduated. and i'm borrowing a laptop. i hope it is still working. i want my songs. i downloaded so many. oh right, i don't know the password for the wireless... basket! i'll have to mooch then. but i don't think anyone would leave their networks unprotected already. sian la! have to ask my father..
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i'm leaving on saturday early morning. miss me when i'm gone.
don't worry, there's still a chance i won't come back. but i'll mail your souvenirs to you if that happens. see how kind i am? but you must miss me first to qualify for a free gift.
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ok i'm going to do the thing on LD's blog.
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Dear Nicholas Ng:
I don’t really know how to tell you this, but our romance is over. I think I realized it when i changed tennis shoes under the bus and I saw you carve your initials into the crazy monk. I’m sure you’re frostbitten enough to understand that i did a sex-change. I’m returning the pictures from LA to you, but I’ll keep your suicide note as a memory. You should also know that I told in my confession today about embarrassing rash.
Go burn,
Butty
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Do the “Letter Meme”.
Tag no less than 5 other people. Then copy the “How-to” Letter Meme, and finish your Journal entry.
Dear (the last person who left a comment on your journal):
I don’t really know how to tell you this, but (1). I think I realized it (2) (3) and I saw you (4) (5). I’m sure you’re (6) enough to understand (7). I’m returning (8) to you, but I’ll keep (9) as a memory. You should also know that I (10) (11).
___12___,
-Your name-
1. What’s the color of your shirt?
Blue - Our romance is over
Red - Our affair is over
White - I’ll join the monastery
Black - I dislike you
Green - Our horoscope doesn’t match
Grey - You’re a pervert
Yellow - I’m selling myself
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - You’re a loser
Other - I’m in love with your sister
2. Which is your birth month?
January - That night
February - Last year
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on sesame seeds
May - First of May
June - When you put cuffs on me
July - When I threw up
August - When I saw the shrunken head
September - When we skinny dipped
October - When I quoted Santa
November - When your dog ran amok
December - When I changed tennis shoes
3. Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - In your apartment
Pizza - In your camping car
Pasta - Outside of Chicago
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad - As you ate enchilada
Chicken - In your closet
Kabob - With Paris Hilton
Fish - In women’s clothing
Sandwiches - At the Hare Krishna graduation
Lasagna - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a state of trance
None of the above - With George Bush and his wife
4. What’s the color of your socks?
Yellow - Hit on
Red - Insult
Black - Ignore
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - Put leeches on
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the toupee off
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive out
5. What’s the color of your underwear?
Black - My best friend
White - My father
Grey - Bill Clinton
Brown - My fart balloon
Purple - My mustard soufflé
Red - Donald Duck
Blue - My avocado plant
Yellow - My penpal in Ghana
Orange - My Kid Rock-collection
Pink - Manchester United’s goalkeeper
None - My John F. Kennedy-statue
Other - The crazy monk
6. What do you prefer to watch on TV?
Scrubs - Man
O.C. - Emotional
One Tree Hill - Open
Heroes - Frostbitten
Lost - High
House - Scarred
Simpsons - Cowardly
The news - Mongolic
Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Senile
Top Model - Middle-class
None of the above - Ashamed
7. Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful I’ve felt
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That Santa doesn’t exist
Angry - That your pimples are at the last stage
Depressed - That we’re cousins
Excited - That there is no solution to this.
Nervous - The middle-east
Worried - That your Honda sucks
Apathetic - That I did a sex-change
Ashamed - That I’m allergic to your hamster
Cuddly - That I get turned on by garbage men
Overjoyous - That I’m open
Other - That Extreme Home Makeover sucks
8. What’s the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your ring
Yellow - Your love letters
Red - Your Darth Vader-poster
Black - Your tame stone
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - The pictures from LA
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your contact book
Grey - Our matching snoopy-bibs
Purple - Your old lottery coupons
Pink - The cut toenails
Other - Your memories from the military service
9. The first letter of your first name?
A/B - Your photo
C/D - The oil stocks
E/F - Your neighbour Martin
G/H - My virginity
I/J - The results of your blood-sample
K/L - Your left ear
M/N - Your suicide note
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X - David’s tricot outfits
Y/Z - Your grades from college
10. The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Always will remember
C/D - Never will forget
E/F - Always wanted to break
G/H - Never openly mocked
I/J - Always have felt dirty before
K/L - Will tell the authorities about
M/N - Told in my confession today about
O/P - Was interviewed by the Times about
Q/R - Told my psychiatrist about
S/T - Get sick when I think of
U/V - Always will try to forget
W/X - Am better off without
Y/Z - Never liked
11. What do you prefer to drink?
Water- Our friendship
Beer - Senility
Soft drink - A new life as a clone
Soda - The incarnation as an eskimo
Milk - The apartment building
Wine - Cocaine abuse
Cider - A passionate interest for mice
Juice - Oprah Winfrey imitations
Mineral water - Embarrassing rash
Hot chocolate - Eggplant-fetishism
Whisky - To ruin the second world war
Other - To hate the Boston Celtics
12. To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand - Warm regards
USA - Best regards
England - Good luck on your short-term leave from jail
Spain - Go and drown yourself
China - Disgusting regards
Germany - With ease
Japan - Go burn
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
Australia - Greetings to your frog Leonard
Egypt - Screw off now
France - In pain
Other - Greetings to your freaky family
