today was really boring. had to do work for half the afternoon. and zq was busy too. learnt a new song "two steps behind" by def lepperd. old 1980 song. not bad tho. the strumming was quite easy..
kids are really smart these days, i noticed. especially the young ones. examples:
TEACHER: Name me one important thing we have today that we didn't have 10 years ago.
STUDENT: Me!
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TEACHER: How do you spell "crocodile"?
STUDENT: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L
TEACHER: No. That's wrong.
STUDENT: So? You asked me how I spell it!
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TEACHER: George Washington chopped down his father's cherry tree, and admitted to doing it. Now, why didn't his father punish him?
STUDENT: Because George still had the axe in his hand.
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TEACHER: John! Your essay on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's! Did you copy his?
JOHN: No, sir. It's the same dog!
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TEACHER: What do you call a person who keeps on talking even if people are no longer interested?
STUDENT: A teacher.
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TEACHER: Can someone give me an example of coincidence?
STUDENT: Well, my father and mother got married on the same day, same time, and same place.
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TEACHER: Give me a sentence starting with the word "I"
STUDENT: I is...
TEACHER: Wrong. Always use "I am".
STUDENT: OK... I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.
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gotta pick up some tips from them. LOL
Thinking of you MAPLE on Saturday, August 04, 2007
